A Football Fans Lament

Unless you have been living under a rock you know what went down this week against Texas Tech on saturday.  A friend of mine was out of town so I used his ticket and ID so I didn't need to validate. It was my first husker game since 03. So about the game. All I can say is that Nebraska is back. We outplayed a top 15 opponent and had a great chance to win. As you can imagine, I was heartbroken that we lost but it was the best that we played in a long time. So GOOOO BEEEEEEG REEEEEEED.

In Other news (for those of you like my sister who sells her ticket and goes shopping.)

On saturday night I found myself in a very odd place: a homecoming dance at Peru State College.  Where is Peru? Heck if I know. I slept the whole way there.  Why did I go?(see first question).  Matt Polt, a friend of mine in Lincoln, used to go there so he, Aaron Blank, Matt Schultz and I went up there to see a bunch of people only Polt knew.  Now some of you might not like being around a bunch of people you don't know. I love it. I am a scientist. I love to do experiments. It is fun to see how strangers react to different things that you do, especially when dancing.  As most of you know, I can hold my own when raving.  However, I must confess that I fell a little out of my element when the tunes are rap and the like.  But we tried our best.  In one song there was a little clapping interlude. I performed my patented off-beat clap where I attempt to place my sounds at the most random and distracting places. All of a sudden I hear "STOP" coming from accross the floor.  Oddly enough, the room fell silent, just like on the movies (except the music didn't stop.)  I looked across the room and saw a huge black dude. "WHO DUN DAT!" he bellowed "WHO BE MESSIN!" Everyone knows that I am not one to back down from conflict, even when the odds are against me. I knew what had to be done. I mustered all of my courage and looked down at my shoes and pretended that I was invisible. What did you expect me to do? I can tell you more about it later but right now I have carpal tunnel.  Also, wednesday my dad has his two year transplant checkup at mayo clinic. Pray for good results.

Don't do drugs

The most amazing feeling.

I see that it has now been one month since my last post. I am really cranking them out. I would like to tell all of you about a recent incredible experience.  A couple of weekends ago. I went to Target with Matt and Jared (and maybe some other people I don't remember). All that I needed to buy was some new underwear. I ended up buying eight pairs of boxer-briefs, four of which were the new tagless hanes with the comfort soft waistband. I highly recommend.  That night I stayed over at Matt's place.  When I went to leave in the morning I realized I had a problem. I had taken the sissy bar off of the back of the honda. This means I had no way to transport my new purchase.  After weighing my options, I decided that the best idea was to simply wear the underwear home, all eight pairs.  So Matt watched gleefully as I jammed them on one by one. My current pair on bumped the total up to nine.  I felt I finally understood the Kevin James line, "....tangled hammock between my legs."  As I walked like a cowboy out into the 90 degree heat, I realized that my reasoning may not have been as solid as I thought.

This story probably qualifies as too much information. Hope you're happy A-DUMB.  I will try to post more. I promise. I don't want you guys to get sick of me! Speaking of sick.....never mind.

Keep on rockin' in the free world

 Okay. For all of you who doubted, all of the naysayers, everyone who said it couldn't be done, you are wrong and stupid. I actually have now made an entry on this site. Most people who know me are aware that I am the king of non communication. I can probable count the number of times I have called somebody on a single hand. So this post is a futile attempt to try to repay my friends and enemies for not calling or e-mailing them.

Peace out